Meditech Expanse – How Do I Hate Thee?

Authour’s Note: After another frustrating time of dealing with our hospital’s health information (?) system, Meditech, I felt compelled to re-publish my altogether horrid attempt at poetry.

Meditech Expanse – How Do I Hate Thee?

How do I hate thee?  Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul does retch when my eyes see your sight
Beginning to end, Expanse does torment
I will despise thee all my living days
Most un-needed code, for us a true blight
I hate thee truly, you dim all good light
Hate thy order entry, makes my mind craze
I hate thee with passion I will not excuse
In my Nuance, errors show up like wraiths
I hate thy med rec so I turn to booze
With my lost joy, I hate thee with the death
and anguish of soul, wrought by those who choose
This Expanse that shall surely take my last breath

– with profuse apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, authour of the original “How Do I Love Thee?”

Screenshot of the highly cluttered and remarkably UN-intuitive Meditech Expanse Home Screen found on the web, presumably from one of their training modules. Patients listed are fake.
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Author: justanoldcountrydoctor

Dr. M. S. Gandhi, MD, CCFP. Practicing rural family medicine since 1992. I still have active privileges at the Collingwood Hospital. One Time President of the Ontario Medical Association. Follow me on Twitter: @drmsgandhi

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